Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis
Overview
We are the only Fun and Politically Incorrect walking tour in Berlin. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, this Private Berlin History Tour takes you back to the origins of Berlin, exploring how a small medieval trading settlement grew into one of Europe’s most powerful capitals.
Expect dark humor and stories about emperors, rulers, merchants and the people who shaped Berlin long before it became the city we know today.
Starting in the historic heart of Berlin, we explore the medieval origins of the city and the historic Nikolaiviertel, uncovering stories of early trade, power struggles, political intrigue & questionable rulers.
This tour gives you a more personal and flexible experience, with a pace suited to your group, more interaction with your guide and plenty of room for questions and deeper conversations. So, book your private experience now and explore the city’s origins with us.
What's Included
- Well rounded view of the local attractions
- Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
- Local Guide
- Public Transport ticket
- Restroom break
Meeting Location
Karl-Liebknecht-Str. 8
10178 Berlin, Germany
Detailed check-in instructions, including the exact address, are provided with your booking confirmation.
Rathausstraße 21
10178 Berlin, Germany
What To Expect
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Luther Monument
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
St. Mary's Church
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Rotes Rathaus
5 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Franziskaner Klosterkirche
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Palais Podewil
20 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Parochialkirche
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Memorial of the Berlin Wall
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Maerkisches Museum
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Köllnischer Park
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Historischer Hafen Berlin
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Humboldt Forum
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Museum Knoblauchhaus
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
St. Nicholas Church (Nikolaikirche)
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Additional Info
- Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers
Frequently Asked Questions (8)
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Frequently Asked Questions (8)
The answers provided below were previously given in response to questions from City Balloon Tours customers.
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- For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
- Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.
- Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (CET).
- This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
- Well rounded view of the local attractions.
- Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life.
- Local Guide.
- Public Transport ticket.
- Restroom break.
This tour requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
Apr 2025The minimum age to participate is 18..
Apr 2025If a date or time is not listed on the calendar, it’s sold out or unavailable for another reason. Support cannot assist further if a date or time is not on the calendar.
If you find a date and time that works for you, book it NOW because things always sell out at this time of year.
Apr 2025Accessibility information for the Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis is as follows:
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Detailed check-in instructions – including meeting point address, Google map, and parking information – for Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls – No Wars – No Nazis will be included in your confirmation email from City Balloon Tours. Please be sure to double and triple check your email address is correct at checkout so this important email makes its way to you!
Mar 2024Once your refund is processed, it usually shows on your card statement within 5–10 business days. The exact timing depends on your bank or card issuer.
Want it sooner? When you cancel, choose Receive a refund to my wallet instead. The credit is in your Wallet straight away and is applied automatically at checkout on your next booking when you’re signed in with the same email. You can see your balance any time in My Wallet.
If you paid part of your booking with Wallet credit, that part always goes back to your Wallet. Trip protection isn’t refundable.
Oct 2026What's Included
- Well rounded view of the local attractions
- Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
- Local Guide
- Public Transport ticket
- Restroom break
Additional Info
- Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers
