Rude Bastards tour of Berlin (CYHIT)
Overview
It's the only Fun and Politically Incorrect walking tour in Berlin. Unlike standard walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our fun walking tour delivers a brutally honest take on Berlin’s history, packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.
Expect unapologetic jokes, politically incorrect humour and stories about emperors, dictators, revolutionaries and everyday Berliners that many guides would never dare to tell. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, covering everything from the rise of Prussia and Nazi Germany to the Cold War and the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Starting in the historic center of Berlin, we explore landmarks like the Brandenburg Gate, Reichstag, Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, Hitler’s Bunker site, Checkpoint Charlie and the Berlin Wall. This Fun & alternative Walking Tour is for travelers who want to experience Berlin like a local. Book your spot now and join us for the laughs and memories!
What's Included
- Local Guide
- Gratuity
Meeting Location
Potsdamer Str. 2
10785 Berlin, Germany
Detailed check-in instructions, including the exact address, are provided with your booking confirmation.
Unter den Linden
10117 Berlin, Germany
What To Expect
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Safe & secure Easy breezy Hassle‑free
Soviet Memorial Tiergarten (pass by)
Reichstag Building (pass by)
Brandenburg Gate
15 minutes Admission Ticket Free
The Holocaust Memorial - Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Fuhrerbunker
10 minutes Admission Ticket Free
Checkpoint Charlie (pass by)
Bebelplatz (pass by)
Additional Info
- Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
- Wheelchair accessible
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- For adults of 18 years of age and above
- This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers
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Frequently Asked Questions (7)
The answers provided below were previously given in response to questions from City Balloon Tours customers.
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- For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
- Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.
- Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (CET).
- This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
- Local Guide.
- Gratuity.
The minimum age to participate is 18..
Apr 2025If a date or time is not listed on the calendar, it’s sold out or unavailable for another reason. Support cannot assist further if a date or time is not on the calendar.
If you find a date and time that works for you, book it NOW because things always sell out at this time of year.
Apr 2025Accessibility information for the Rude Bastards tour of Berlin (CYHIT) is as follows:
- Wheelchair accessible
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Detailed check-in instructions – including meeting point address, Google map, and parking information – for Rude Bastards tour of Berlin (CYHIT) will be included in your confirmation email from City Balloon Tours. Please be sure to double and triple check your email address is correct at checkout so this important email makes its way to you!
Mar 2024Once your refund is processed, it usually shows on your card statement within 5–10 business days. The exact timing depends on your bank or card issuer.
Want it sooner? When you cancel, choose Receive a refund to my wallet instead. The credit is in your Wallet straight away and is applied automatically at checkout on your next booking when you’re signed in with the same email. You can see your balance any time in My Wallet.
If you paid part of your booking with Wallet credit, that part always goes back to your Wallet. Trip protection isn’t refundable.
Oct 2026What's Included
- Local Guide
- Gratuity
Additional Info
- Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
- Wheelchair accessible
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- For adults of 18 years of age and above
- This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers
